3 definitions by Joshi Boogychang

Alpha q

A teen sexting code, means "I'll fuck you." Usually used by middle schoolers to avoid getting caught by their parents.

Marty: Hey Maureen, alpha q baby ;)

Maureen: Oh yeah big boy ill give u extra credit ;)

by Joshi Boogychang March 15, 2015

Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.

Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!

by Joshi Boogychang March 15, 2015

Hardbody nigga

A nigga with a body as hard as steel, nothing can pierce this body no matter what you use against it. Hardbody niggas are also exceptional street rappers.

Joshy: Don't fuck with me, I'm a hardbody nigga!

Nolan: Oh shit man, I'm sorry I didn't know.

by Joshi Boogychang March 15, 2015