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The use of the word "cracker" to refer to a group of people has it's earliest days in the hacker culture. Crackers originally referred to a group of people(mostly adolescent males) that called themselves hackers, but were really only good for phreaking and messing up computers. Essentially, people who were better at creating problems than fixing them. The members of hacker culture do this to distinguish themselves from their less skillful counterpart. In today's pop culture, cracker has become a racial slur for people of Caucasian descent.
That dude totally messed up his computer. What a cracker.

She's such a cracker with her Starbucks and her iPhone 5.
by mrminorchord May 31, 2014
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cracker mansion

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.
Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.
by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005
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Cracker

Preferable eatin with cheese spread or thinly sliced cheese
Wow those crackers look good
by Carlos Rodrigues November 9, 2019
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Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.
Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!
by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008
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Crackerbones

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
by rnnd January 15, 2010
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Cracker Crip

A confused hybrid of white trash turned inner city gang member. This is the type of person that executes a drive by shooting from a jacked-up pickup truck with a confederate flag on the tailgate while blasting rap music.
I had to pick buckshot out of my mailbox this morning because of those Cracker Crips living in the trailer on Lot 6.
by Donnie Baker’s Cousin April 12, 2019
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Cracker Shake

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth
And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake
by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020
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