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cross country

The toughest and best sport of all. Takes extreme amounts of dedication and skill to be good at. Besides being a physical sport, cross country is also mental and the top runners must be able to push even when they are tired. People on the team run no matter what, even if there is rain, sleet, snow, ect. Some people make fun of cross country runners and claim it isn't a sport, but they are just jealous that they are out of shape and can't run more than 1/4th of a mile. And no, we are not gay just because we wear short shorts.
No halftimes
No timeouts
No substitutions
Cross country isn't a game...
It's a sport!
by xcrunner13 November 9, 2009
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Country Crammer

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.
"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."
by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007
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country wannabe

a rich kid who often lives in a huge town or city. who listens to country music, owns a nice car or truck(often covered with mud and purchased by their parents), has all the camo accessories (from backpack to seat covers hence they can afford anything). never actually been to or lived on a farm. especially never done farm work. rarely drives on dirt roads on a regular basis. hates dirt under their finger nails, never even touched a cow or chicken, couldn't tell you what the broadside of is:P just a poser and an annoyance to those who know what real country is.
country wannabe: hey guys this weekend went muddin while listen' to the new toby keith album i got before it was released.

real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya'll shut it...
by realruralgurl December 4, 2011
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cross country geek

Someone who does xc and knows anything and everything about it. Obsessed with running. May or may not be an actual geek. A lot of self-proclaimed "cross country geeks" are actually popular.
A cross country geek cannot go a day without running at least 5 miles.
by *The Boss* July 30, 2008
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Countrysexual

Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the anime Hetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.
A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"

A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"
by thatonecountrypsycho July 22, 2019
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country blumpkin

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
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country dark

Country Dark is the utter darkness one finds in a rural area, such as the corn fields and gravel roads of nebraska. Can be scary at times, due to the fact that there are no street lights, and it gets very, very dark. Making people who are not familar with it feel as if they are in a horror movie.
Wow, driving on those gravel roads with no street lights was dark, country dark.
by lolinternet July 17, 2006
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