Confizzled

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.

At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!

by T444MPS July 30, 2020

confrizzled

Confrizzled is a portnamteau of the words "confused", "fried", and "puzzled" and means to be simultaneously confused and puzzled to the point that your brain is fried. It's like Confuzzled on steroids.

All this work integrating AI into all of our business workflows has me confrizzled.

by Joe Nathan loves INOB April 4, 2024

confuzzled

To be confused and dizzy at the same time.

I just ran into a glass door and am therefore confuzzled.

by Texthechick September 17, 2006

confruzzled

another word for confused

Amy is confruzzled.

"I'm so confruzzled," said Melanie.

by Melanie, Amy April 13, 2007

confuzzled

very confused; not knowing; out of it

Paul: hey did you hear what happened at school and all that stuff?
Kelsey: what?
Paul: well coz you know about the you-know-who thing, right? well u-know-who #1 and u-know-who #3 finally got together, and so obviously u-know-who #5 was totally jealous.......
Kelsey:what??!! I'm very confuzzled.

by balletstar December 31, 2007

confuzzled

to be confused behind all points of help.

This would make you confuzzled.

man i just licked that cow all up to dat hersheys farm in the sky.

by Alec HO March 6, 2008

confuzzled

to be confused; confusing

i'm so confuzzled about why people go to IKEA.

by sqeegie beckenhime March 30, 2008