cogfuck

when a group of people tag someone in hundreds of random pictures on facebook. the name is derived from the original victim of the cogfuck- rob cog.

That bitch janine tried sticking up for rob after the cogfuck last night. We really cogfucked the hell out of him.

by the cogfucker April 5, 2010

Confuckindential

information attempted to be pry’d out before confidentiality agreement is provided or signed.

“ Hey Dr. Tim, what kind of medications is Chuck taking and what for?” – Rob

“Now, Rob, you know I can’t tell you that because it’s confuckindential” – Dr Tim

by chrissy123 September 2, 2010

confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012

Confucktor

a train conductor that like to fuck my child

if u see confucktor tell cops plz he eat my bby

help, i saw a confucktor back there

i want to be a confucktor when i grow up

by Your mom is my BAE April 22, 2019

Confuckled

Confused and fucked up like shit at the same time

Tommy was confuckled twords the pole being painted pink

by zombielord221 October 4, 2019

confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007