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Condomful

Today was just condomful!
by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011
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Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.
by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018
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a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Look at the pussy with the condom!
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker
where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da
by chris d 100 July 2, 2005
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a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
by Kristen H. April 15, 2008
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Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.
- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.
by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019
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