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complaint-feminism

not related to true feminism. Blames men for all that's wrong in the world. Does not believe in facts or logic. Often a millennial.
Person 1: I get paid less than every man in my firm.

Person 2: You've worked here for 2 months. Everyone else worked here for 5 years.
Person 1: But the complaint-feminism blog told me I should have equal pay.
by D_O_HARAMBE January 18, 2017
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complaintliment

Joey reacted to the Goonies with this complaintliment: that was a great movie, despite how the lack of wood rot makes it completely unbelievable.
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine August 23, 2017
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Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
by Zero-K April 28, 2006
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Company Cocksucker

someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.

someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.

a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”

are you a company cocksucker?
by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020
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worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure
Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
by Canadaslang December 27, 2011
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New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.
Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019
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