comfortability

"comfort"...in the words of a math teacher.

"He is a man who enjoys his comfortability."

by Padgett September 9, 2007

glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"

by Chaaaaaaaarlotte April 20, 2006

comfort person

a comfort person is someone you go to for help. a person who’d do ANYTHING for you.

“what is she to you”
“she’s my comfort person”

by kennaisavirgin on tiktok November 23, 2020

comfort food

food that is not only comforting to the taste buds, but all the other senses.

gotta get me some comfort food

by frsky August 4, 2007

Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

by Jimmis June 22, 2009

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Built For Comfort

A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.

Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.

by kmo314 March 16, 2009