Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

cock block

when ERIK doesnt wanna stop watching fight club

“erik pls go home, you are cock blocking”

“no i wanna watch fight club”

by Tpwk ppl August 8, 2022

Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws

"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"

by Skisonice September 30, 2022

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident

yar is cock block

by sixty nine February 14, 2025

cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 7, 2010

Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.

Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.

by Bestevaa October 27, 2010