clitastic

a studly guy; turns your clit on

Girl 1: That guy Scott is dreamy!

Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally clitastic!

by seanlikescockinhisanusforever May 29, 2010

12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.

Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

by diesmiley October 29, 2010

Coitus Superiorisis

A condition resulting in abnormal, immature, and infantile behavior mixed with agoraphobia, homosexuality, unnatural parental attachment, failure to launch, pornography addiction, religious piousness, low self-esteem, and inferiority.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that he was diagnosed with Coitus Superiorisis?!
Person 2: Yeah, we all saw that coming.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003

coitus

a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches

i'll take some coitus on my sammich!

by bobthebuilderofchina January 20, 2011