crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.

Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!

by Glamma69 January 3, 2017

Clemsoning

The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.

Oklahoma State's overtime loss to an unranked Iowa State was a full-blown Clemsoning.

by solidverbal November 21, 2011

cleman

A mixture of seman and a woman's menstrual period.

My girlfriend and I made cleman.

by Monkeysex June 1, 2009

clementine

hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. easy to peel. seedless, sweet, and juicy.

clementines are so delicious that i could eat a whole wooden case of them.

by headycheese February 16, 2006

Clash of Clams

When 2 ladies have a fight!

Saw two wifes fighting on the tram last night. 'it was a proper clash of clams '

by neilo5000 October 27, 2015

Taylor Clemson

Taylor Clemson is normally the name of a guy who is very cool in his own way

Guy 1: He's very Taylor Clemson

Guy 2: He is

by Fujiwara April 4, 2015

clamstew

the female version of a beefstew(some guy farting in a persons face)also know as clamchowder or clamshell face fart.

Hey molly go clamstew tammy over there!!

by max maskell August 20, 2008