chino chumps

those strange ppl that still wear chinos!

by tiny tiny June 6, 2003

Twea Chump

Someone who “does not like beer” and will let you know they only do Twisted Tea.

Friend 1: Bro you tryna split this 30 rack of Busch?
Friend 2: Nah I got myself some tweas, plus I don’t like beer.
Friend 1: You’re such a twea chump.

by Enlightenment11 September 1, 2022

Star chump

A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants

Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?

Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump

by FastestEqity July 4, 2020

game chump

a completely useless and unintelligent person; a fake gamer

Ryan, you're a game chump

by gamefuck October 4, 2019

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

Flump Chump

A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.

That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.

by ManFlow December 11, 2009

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

by kriptonicvirus April 8, 2019