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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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Base Contact

The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife

"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
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Contact

His hand contacted my basket ball
by larstait October 11, 2003
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contact geek

A contact geek is a person who left to their own devices would not typically be a geek. A person who is a contact geek understands anime, videogame, coding and/or science references only because they've heard these terms mentioned by their geek friends and at some point have suffered an explanation by those same friends. A good manager will often become a contact geek as a matter of survival.
On the show "Saved By the Bell", Zack was the coolest character in high school but he was also a contact geek due to his close friendship with Screech.
by MadScribe June 29, 2008
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Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.
by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009
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chroniatrics

a belief- and this is true indeed- that time will cure all anxieties, tensions and other adversities. It is based on the proverb that time is a great healer.
Do not get hypochondriac; leave it to chroniatrics.
by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010
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Contactable

able to be communicated with, even when away from usual activities or location.
Nikki wasn't at school today but she had her i-phone so she was still contactable.
or
Students are advised to keep a copy of their project and remain contactable in case a rewrite is requested.
by SkinnyTBean June 17, 2011
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