Christopher

Christopher is the most amazing guy in the whole wide world. He makes people smile more than they will ever know. They usually lose someone very close to them and may fuck up along the way, but still they have too big of a heart for their own good. Usually fall in love with girls named Sadie who of course love them back.

" Man that Christopher is one great guy"

by ScantilyRad April 22, 2010

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Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

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christopher

This guy will really fuck ur bitch and that nigga maikol is a bitch ong

christopher will beat you up

by xhausuficuff October 25, 2020

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Christopher

A great friend to have. Almost always a nerd,smart kid,or thenice guy.Always correcting people,and takes pride in being smarter.

Analise:Why Did you let him sit there
Elise:Because we are all friends with Christopher
Ramsey:Yeah.(end of pathetic statement)

by BringYourB-Game December 23, 2019

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Christopher Walken

To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.

Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".

First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"

Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"

First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"

*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz

by fersherlock December 7, 2009

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