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Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode
Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother
by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode
by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick
Lucas Sharp has a chode
by momo1021 September 23, 2017
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

Sam Dornan’s cock
Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.
by Big boy pay July 25, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

"suck my dick bbg"
"No you have a chode"

*CRIES*
by ihavethephatestass39 January 8, 2022
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

A peen wider than it is long
Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode
by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020
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