Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.

P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary

by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020

changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

by WeatherBuddha January 5, 2014

channing tatum

An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.

Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.

by footballer7022 August 21, 2006

Chainlinking

When two guys intertwine penises. It solves the Oracle problem.

-WP Classic Group in the Voice channel-
*Whitaker Joins the voice channel*
"Hey guys so I was chainlinking the other day..."

by Whalepool Classic regular October 16, 2017

Channing

The most amazing girl in the entire world. She can make you hang on her every word. She is cute. Cuter than any other girl in existance. She is also sexy as hell. A huge turn on. Shes amazing in bed. The best sex you can have is with channing. She can make you smile when youre talking to her, regardless if there is anything so smile about other than being happy for having the chance to talk to such an amazing person. Basically, shes perfect.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend is so hott and perfect.

Guy 2: Sounds like a Channing

by Channing Lover March 2, 2010

Chalking

The act of chomping gum while talking.

I couldn't understand that politician at all with all of his chalking on that wad of gum

by Dressing and Gravy February 6, 2019

Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...

"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"

by big_heads June 16, 2009