carson

A kid that fingers his cat then licks the remains

wow this kid smells like donkey balls

oh that’s just carson

by Literally everyone January 28, 2019

Caynon

Usually a southern name. The name represents a kind and caring human being. Usually makes a good friend, and rarely ever flashes a bad side. Great at problem solving, and helping others. A fun person to know.

That girl is so lucky to be dating Caynon, I hear he is a wonderful person to know!

Caynon and I are going mudding after school, He is such a fun person to hang with!

by ~Southern Sweetheart~ April 5, 2010

Carsonogenic

1. Deriving from the worldview of neurosurgeon and political charlatan Ben Carson; 2. Likely to cause death

That radical conservative's views on gun control are Carsonogenic.

by JEBean December 5, 2015

Carsonphobia

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carson-wentzism

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.

Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.

by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

Cason

Cason is the most important part of the life.

Is that Cason?

Yes 😏

by anonymous April 6, 2022

carson and emma

The most 'on-again-off-again' couple you'll ever meet. They both go to you after every break-up.

"I heard Carson and Emma broke up.. again."

by notalizard January 5, 2018