Cosmic Wolf

A person who faps to Paddle Porn all day long.

Last night me and my babe Cosmic Wolf'ed

by CosmicSucker September 19, 2015

Cosmic

synonym for dank

This weed is hella cosmic!

by cheese ballers August 3, 2010

Cosmic Muffin

A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs

Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.

The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him

Im hungry. Its muffin time.

by yomuff November 28, 2011

casmira

A very good looking female that's intelligent, funny, and um *coughs* homosexual *coughs*. She watches big tiddie hentai and is a top notch atheist. She's very loveable and has a fire spirit, so don't get on her bad side.

Casmira has the greatest tits

by hentaigod101 November 14, 2017

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

by Gard Garr February 1, 2009

cosmic latte

A multicultural term for white people.

"Hey, white dork with glasses!"

"I'm not white, you jerk! I'm frickin' cosmic latte! With Sugar!"

by Chocolate City All Stars October 20, 2006