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Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.
Wow this is a big carpool.
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Cardonnay

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.
Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.
by dippitybix May 2, 2005
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carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.
Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.
by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014
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cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.
i could do with some cardboard right now!
by smythe October 19, 2004
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Dirty Carpool

When two girls with short skirts and no underwear are giving each other a piggy back ride. Usually performed on a dance floor.
Did you see those two girls doing a Dirty Carpool on the dance floor?
by Dirty White Panda November 3, 2010
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Plano Carpool

Giving a ride to someone in exchange for a blow job. Supposedly common practice at some Texas High Schools
Dude, I've been running a Plano Carpool all week.

If you miss the bus, just take a Plano carpool.
by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007
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Cardona

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.
Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7
by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018
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