smythe's definitions

Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.

Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Kandy Kid

A Kandy Kid is someone who wears Kandy and listens to Techno and goes to Raves they dress all cute and such like they were five and give out plenty of hugs for no reason.

Are you a Kandy Kid?
Hey I'am a Kandy Kid!!!!

by Smythe February 27, 2003

Houdini, The

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Kandy

Kandy is simply another word for jewelry

Yo, check out all my Kandy
I made mad Kandy last night
wanta trade kandy?

by Smythe February 27, 2003