by Cardboard titties October 19, 2020
A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 08, 2023
by Kwinten Burns February 08, 2019
Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .
It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible
It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible
by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022
A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard! “
Friend replies “Barry, that old chateau cardboard tastes like sh*t!”
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard! “
Friend replies “Barry, that old chateau cardboard tastes like sh*t!”
by Luckylion74 July 29, 2022