Canced

When someone dies of cancer or is killed by complications with having cancer.

How’s Jim doing? I heard his grandma finally got canced.

by GeraldFromTheBeach March 21, 2019

Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

Cakeday Present

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."

It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.

by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020

caned

British Slang
1- To win or achieve something, often over an obstacle, challenge or opponent.
2- To upsurp or eat something completely. To gobble some food.

Definition 1: I caned that exam.

I caned everyone in the class running race.

Definition 2: Where did my biscuits go?
Bob caned them.

by spearfroth September 15, 2020

Cakedick

Like watching or waiting for paint to dry on the wall. Synonymous with dried seman. Not much effort needed.

It means that something is easy to complete, a common sense task. Example: "Dude! How did you managed to mess this up? This shit is cakedick.

by Nhtjyku November 16, 2020

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021

crank cankers

Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Bitch gave me crank cankers!

by NoCrankCankersHere April 28, 2014