california

my favorite place in the world!

"i can't wait to move back to california!"

by i hate hilary duff November 7, 2004

Carlito

A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler

Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"

by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

california girls

The east coast girls are hip- I really dig those styles they wear. The southern girls with the way they talk- they knock me out when I'm down their. The midwest farmer's daughter's really make you feel alright. And the northern girls, with the way they kiss- they make they're boyfriend's feel alright.

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California girls...

A great song by the Beach Boys.

by Myajd jdg August 21, 2005

californio

spanish colonist of california and or their desendants. california native before the u.s. took it over from mexico and or their decendants.

my ancestors came from spain and settled in california hundreds of years. ago and weve been here ever since. that would make us californios

by elosc October 30, 2008

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

California dime

A perfect 10 using California standards. With so many good looking women in California to be a California dime you need to meet a higher standard.

She's not just a 10 she's a California dime.

by ABC10 July 23, 2011

California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.

Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!

by Good driver June 29, 2009