Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

cracker

A black or white police officer or cop.

look at this cracker right on my ass

by Joey Jaw Breaker May 12, 2008

Cracker

Somebody who uses a combination of drugs, mainly crack cocaine, usually drives a beat-up late-90's Mazda hatchback and lives in a crappy, drug-riddled neighbourhood.

Common attributes include long, unkempt hair, crinkly, aged skin, use of the word "y'know" at the end of a sentence, rough sandpaper voice and throaty laugh from too much tobacco use, Zellers clearance clothing, three or more children, an untidy apartment and welfare cheques in the mail.

Usually will do anything to score money for drugs.

Commonly found living in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada.

Jake: (driving with Jack when suddenly the car breaks down)

Jack: Shit, man, we gotta get help.
Jake: No, we can't leave the car here, a cracker might steal our ride and sell it to a scrap dealer for drug money.

by SnapshotOfASoul January 29, 2012

cracker

The use of the word "cracker" to refer to a group of people has it's earliest days in the hacker culture. Crackers originally referred to a group of people(mostly adolescent males) that called themselves hackers, but were really only good for phreaking and messing up computers. Essentially, people who were better at creating problems than fixing them. The members of hacker culture do this to distinguish themselves from their less skillful counterpart. In today's pop culture, cracker has become a racial slur for people of Caucasian descent.

That dude totally messed up his computer. What a cracker.

She's such a cracker with her Starbucks and her iPhone 5.

by mrminorchord May 31, 2014

cracker mansion

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.

Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.

by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005

Cracker

Preferable eatin with cheese spread or thinly sliced cheese

Wow those crackers look good

by Carlos Rodrigues November 9, 2019

cocker spaniel

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.

Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.

by Saints October 6, 2003