Tom Cruise

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.

Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.

by Horsiest Q. Ravishing July 19, 2005

Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018

shoot a cruise

Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.

A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.

"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."

by QuiteAccurate October 16, 2008

Poo poo cruise

A nice way of saying you're gonna be in the bathroom for a while

I'll talk to you later, got to go take a poo poo cruise

by Gladys the Great November 23, 2016

tom cruise

A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.

But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.

"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery."

"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."

"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."

by Mrs. Hayden Christensen July 16, 2005

Ted Cruise

A vacation you take while your constituents haven’t had power, water or heat, and are freezing to death.

Ted Cruz took a Ted Cruise

by Graydayson February 18, 2021

tom cruise

Exremely soluble professional couch-jumper and squinter. See asshole.

You're a jerk! Now why would you do that?

by hooptie-ryder July 8, 2005