Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

Cripplization

The road to bring crippled for life.

His therapy prevented him from the road to cripplization.

by Husband351 August 11, 2016

clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

by digbickdee January 22, 2020

clit clipping

The most painful form of eating out. Only turns on a hand ful of girls. It is the act of repeatedly nipping\gnawing\chomping at a woman's clitoris for a steaming squirt in your face.

How was your night?

Good. I went clit clipping till this bitch rained like a monsoon!

by Mr. NCC June 10, 2012

lawn clippings

Its when pot leaves or tobacco is mixed in with the weed as a filler

Guy 1: Nigga the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: yea the welfare check aint come in yet

by Want some gas? May 19, 2022