Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

cranking it 

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

cranking it by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Crank dat Sean Casey 

The term used to describe the act of stepping away from a female while performing intercourse, and adjusting the velcro strap of your gloves (the use of gloves is premeditated, for when you are planning to perform the Sean Casey. I mean, why else would you wear gloves?)

It is also the name of a dance where you adjust your gloves, step back and adjust your helmet. (Optional move: Adjusting your package for good measure)

This is derived from the baseball player, Sean Casey, who is known to adjust his gloves habitually between pitches.

I just smoked a J so I'm feeling kinda spacey, had to step away and crank dat Sean Casey.

Crank dat Sean Casey by large tuna March 4, 2009

crankbait 

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.

Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!

crankbait by krakahed May 3, 2009

crank that hillary 

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

crank that hillary by austingale March 17, 2008

Cracky Sack 

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.

Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!

Cracky Sack by Tristram March 29, 2003

bitch crank

1.v. To cause bodily harm to an individual with malicious physical force (with or without a weapon).
2.v. To attack
3. v. To assault

This old lady was giving me some shit today at the grocery store, so I bitch cranked her ass right into the rice crispy treats display.

bitch crank by The Biz 69 September 7, 2006