Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

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cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston

by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019

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cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019

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Cooking Arbust

1.An Bush Burning To Death 2.Cooking Show 3. Person That Cooks Bushes

Person 1: (burns a bush)
Person 2: Hey Son! Not My Blueberry Bushes
Person 1: I don't care
Person 2: That Bush Is An Cooking Arbust

by The Reality of smg4 May 27, 2019

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Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

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