by andy1 September 24, 2006
When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 08, 2010
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 09, 2022
by arkansas cowgirl March 25, 2010
A Scottish termWhen a male is really constipated so he takes laxatives and shit down his partners throat. After swallowing the fluids she quickly gags herself and throws up on his cock.
" I ( George Scott )was really constipated yesterday so I taught her ( Katie tolliday )the Byplymouth mouth constipation technique and she loved it "
by Jj mahe john ellis April 15, 2017
those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer March 22, 2011
Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
by Spacemannn January 07, 2020