Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.

Well, wasn't that a concidence?

by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007

cogie

An insult commonly used against people from Dundee, Scotland. Means, " The Great Unwashed."

Aww boys, check that cogie out.

by John Stew August 17, 2006

cognitive dissonance

Knowing you made the wrong choice but are too stubborn to correct yourself and therefore deny it by saying everyone else made the wrong choice.

PS3 fanboy: PS3 KICKS 360'S ASS ANYDAY.

Xbox fanboy: Uhhh...Okay. Cognitive dissonance. I'll just go back to playing Halo 3.

by hobolikker May 27, 2009

COGing it

Going to eat at Gonzaga University's dining hall, the COG, because you don't have many options at the moment. Sub-par food that isn't great but isn't bad either, it depends on the day. Where most students go when their flex runs out.

Guy A - Hey man, do you want to go to Panda for dinner?

Guy B - Sorry, I have no more flex. I'm going to be COGing it tonight.

by cog-master May 9, 2011

cognitive blink

The attention is drawn away and the mind loses focus by an external event.

Soldiers experience cognitive blink when they don't execute new orders.
A deer stops and stares because he is evaluating the threat level of another deer during mating season.
A painter goes through his paint buckets in the garage to decide which ones have become useless or dried out, but then stops and searches his surroundings because of suspicious noise that sounded like a rat.

by Axelsword August 24, 2019

Chongis

A stupid or obnoxious person who makes people mad.

"Dude william's such a chongis!"

by Nick9113 January 24, 2008

Cognitive dissonance

Reading/listening to classical media (newspapers/radio/tv news channels) vs having your world view determined by reading different bloggers' online garbage.

Caveat emptor!The rapid and uncontrolled mushrooming of social media has created an atmosphere of cognitive dissonance.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021