Congrès

Verb (used without object):

From the French "congress", "convention".

To immorally charge students at the University of Ottawa exorbitant fees to reserve and use facilities on campus for events and activities. To scam. To unnecessarily stifle student experience.

She pulled a total congrès last night. Everyone was furious.

by ssaprez November 2, 2010

Congratubating

The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.

Once Jimmy scored 90% on his test he was finally able to celebrate by congratubating himself!

by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013

Congress

Synonym for cluster-fuck.

There's a 10 car pileup on I-95, its a real congress.

by ShutdownHater October 8, 2013

Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.

You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.

by atruebaby November 3, 2017

congregate

Come over here and do a cool pose

New crystal gems, congregate! That means, come over here and do a cool pose.

by ralfrpala April 23, 2020

Congas

the term ballsack in Spanish.

Boi, you smell like some Congas.

That's why your mom likes sucking on these Congas

by Harry The Hypebeast March 2, 2019

congratuwelldone

Made famous by David Walliams on "The big fat quiz of the year" 2006, it's fairly self explanitory - a cross between congratulations and well done

You were great - congratuwelldone! Lets celebrate.

by Saz Duffin January 11, 2007