I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

Mass Confirmation Bias

The society-wide synchronization of confirmation bias, typically driven by centralized media, educational curricula, and state propaganda. When billions of people consume the same filtered information, apply the same interpretive frameworks, and are rewarded for expressing the same conclusions, their individual confirmation biases align into a single, massive, self-reinforcing system. Mass confirmation bias produces the phenomenon of "obvious truths" that are, in fact, contingent upon an enormous, invisible infrastructure of bias maintenance.

Mass Confirmation Bias Example: During wartime, a nation's citizens confirm the righteousness of their cause through newspapers, films, school lessons, and patriotic songs. They see enemy atrocities and ignore their own. This isn't conspiracy; it's Mass Confirmation Bias operating at scale. The information environment is so thoroughly structured to confirm a single narrative that perceiving alternatives requires heroic epistemic independence—a resource as rare as it is fragile.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Shared Confirmation Bias

The phenomenon where members of a group actively reinforce each other's biased information processing through social feedback. An individual tentatively expresses a preference; others nod, agree, or amplify. This social confirmation strengthens the individual's conviction and signals to the group that this position is acceptable. The process iterates, rapidly producing a consensus that is more extreme and more confident than any member's initial inclination. Shared confirmation bias is the engine of groupthink, polarization, and ideological lock-in.

Shared Confirmation Bias Example: In an online forum, someone posts mild skepticism about a popular technology. Replies flood in: "Actually, it's more efficient than you think," "Here's a study," "You clearly don't understand the architecture." The skeptic, now publicly challenged, either converts or retreats. The remaining participants, having jointly confirmed their superiority, emerge more convinced than ever. This is Shared Confirmation Bias—social proof weaponized to enforce consensus.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

pee of confirmation

the trickle or absolute blast that occurs after the finish of a dump nit is the only way to be certain of completion

I took a dump and left before I had the pee of confirmation and I was hit like a truck during class

by kingofpoo32 July 6, 2021

Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!

A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025