Comment-Killer

When someone non-popular or not even in the picture comments on it. Ending all comments for the picture. Comment-Killers could be: Creepers, weirdos, non-talkative people that just talk on facebook, or old people.

There were 19 comments on that pic until Dale posted the Comment-Killer.

by Dierks Olgensen April 30, 2010

Comment Circus

When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.

Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".

Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".

Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".

Colin: "lallallal".

Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.

by Aerelfirth June 7, 2011

YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

by Fukuahole August 17, 2022

grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

[comment] 🤥

Emoji version of "/s" but with an added malicious intent. When you want to say something sarcastically but are also using the sentence to make a pointed remark that you don't want to be mistranslated into an actual compliment.

"So much talent all in one tiktok! 🤥"

"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"

"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"

Format: "comment 🤥"

by Engnineere March 16, 2021

Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back

Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia

by blackguy166 October 24, 2010

Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010