Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

by Joeber April 28, 2005

Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron

Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century

by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

21st Century

International make fun of Keira century

Person 1: what century is the 21st century
Person 2: International make fun of Keira century
Person 1: oh no I'm called keira

by G E K O L O N I S E E R D February 7, 2021

Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

by BungusBoi June 16, 2021