a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.
by tonydenver May 06, 2010
#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.
by SeaBreeze September 03, 2008
A rash, burn, or swelling around the mouth caused by friction during oral sex with an individual who has stubbly or coarse pubic hair. Resulting in a similar look to a Catfish mouth.
by Ivansmash October 05, 2021
Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 10, 2018
When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 08, 2020
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 12, 2020
Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.
Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017