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catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.
Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy
by tonydenver May 6, 2010
mugGet the catfish sammymug.

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.
by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008
mugGet the Catfish Moustachemug.

catfish farm

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !
by box o chocolate January 25, 2018
mugGet the catfish farmmug.

Burnt Catfish

A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.
I met her in person and turned out she was a burnt catfish in person.
by Htuocles May 15, 2016
mugGet the Burnt Catfishmug.

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018
mugGet the Catfishing Yourselfmug.

Carolina Catfish

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.
Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish
by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017
mugGet the Carolina Catfishmug.

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Catfishmug.

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