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catcher's mitt

An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.
A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009
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fly catcher

A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.
Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."
by Mattress December 12, 2008
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Brass Catchers

A nice set of breasts on a woman, especially at a pistol or rifle range. This comes from the fact that ejecting brass from a firearm like to land in any exposed cleavage.
Hey, dude. Check out the brass catchers on that chick!
by Bcdefg July 6, 2008
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sneeze catcher

a tissue that is taped to the nose so that when you sneeze it doesnt go on your arm, hand or on the person beside or in front of you.
Thank goodness i had a sneeze catcher for that one!!
by Hami October 8, 2007
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come catcher

A tattoo on the lower back of a girl, i.e. tramp stamp
Check out that girl's come catcher--nice work.
by GennnX November 15, 2007
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Controlled Catcher

1. When receiving anal sex, taking extra precautions to not let the vessel or ensuing semen escape the anal cavity.

2. or an Arizona State Wide Receiver
That Arizona State receiver really was a controlled catcher last night, both in the game, and after, when he took it in the ass from Frank and didn't spill a drop of his load!
by K-Starship Luv October 18, 2009
mugGet the Controlled Catchermug.

bullet catcher

Also known as Bodyguards.

They are there to catch the bullets so their Clients don't have to.
The job of a Bullet Catcher is usually a thankless one until they live up to their title.
by TackSig January 14, 2008
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