Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
by the shrimping king August 11, 2006
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Get the Calabozo mug.AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011
Get the Calamity Flats mug.Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.
by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011
Get the Calamity Bridge mug.A happy and nice girl. She can be wild and hyper. She's very funny, creative, smart, and entertaining. She's someone you would want to be friends with. Calanit cheers people up, and is fun to be around.
by VivaFariy August 19, 2013
Get the Calanit mug.Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.
by yiembi June 23, 2016
Get the Calamio mug.Nice funny kind but mess with her you get your ass beat she's nice when she wants to be she can be a dick head you can laugh in her face and she can laugh back you clap she can clap back she's cute she's funny she's loyal she got a big o booty she's cute and strong she never worries about a hoe she's the goofiest person I know she's funny and you want problem she'll give them to you she's light-skinned with dark curly hair and if you want to fight she's always up for one
by Calayia November 21, 2018
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