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crap bag

My new name.
1st name Crap, last name Bag.
Its fun, original, no1 else has a name like it.
If you need a easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
by Crap Bag April 26, 2004
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Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?
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crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
by JP June 20, 2006
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Crappy Bookmark

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010
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crapuccino

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.
by Jeff D April 20, 2003
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Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.
Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!
by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006
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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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