Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden April 05, 2012

Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

BUFFER GATE

a logic gate that does absolutely nothing to the input basicly a NOT NOT gate

input/output
0 -> 0
1 -> 1

person one:what does buffer gate do
person two:nothing

by cosmnik April 03, 2021

buffering adverts

The worst invention ever

Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

by Yermy Battled Warter January 04, 2017

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 20, 2010

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 02, 2014

Buffer beer

A lighter, cheaper, lower alcohol content beer consumed in between “real beers” to allow for a longer period of “responsible” drinking.

Wow! I’m really feeling that last Stout big time! I think I need a Buffer beer like a Coor’s light so I don’t get wrecked too early.

by manoffishes August 09, 2022