lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

trunk-bread

1.) Money earned through the sale of cheap or imitation goods, usually door-to-door or from an automobile.

2.) A fabricated tale told to impress the ladies. (related to weak game)

“Dude got fired from his office job. Now he be makin’ that trunk-bread!”

“I thought that story about him saving the puppy was true, but it turns out he was spittin’ some trunk-bread !”

by HillbillyHoodrat May 19, 2017

brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.

While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.

by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017

Bread Boi

Bread boi is the best boi, he protect the woman in Minecraft by giving her food.and killing the monsters

He is my bread boi

by Luck Of Stars May 7, 2019

Bread Shopping

When someone tries to pass somethings off as the truth when they aren't quite sure if it is indeed factual

Jan: I think I read somewhere that all babies are born racist

Nathan: Hmm...that sounds like bread shopping to me

by hippiehoppie March 9, 2020

Brown Bread

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020

cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously

rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*

by kiwikaiju February 1, 2021