boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

boeing 767

Kind of like a 757, kind of like a 777. Looks like both but is obese when next to a 757 and anorexic when compared to a 777. Comes in a baby -200, a pedestrian -300 and a way-too-large-for-its-engines -400. The 767 is fairly reliable, and competitively efficient. It's out shined on many levels by the Airbus A330, which is a snooty all-electronic penalty box flown by a joystick. The 767 is more engaging and sounds better. The A330 is the one the airlines choose. Why? Because, hey, it's European and looks like an angry Twinkie. The engines that power the seven-six are the same as those on the seven-five. So the 767 is the chubby kid in gym class trying really really hard on a diet consisting of a donut for breakfast and a feeling-guilty salad for dinner and that's it.

"Are we ever gunna get off the ground?"

That's debatable if you're on a Boeing 767.

by TheCarFanatic March 24, 2014

Bodine

An adjective; meaning bogus comes from a combination of words "More bogus than that thing"

Did you see her flirting with my man? That's bodine.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

Boeing

The most poorly run company in the world. Where they micromanage everything from font color to slide transitions. And you make charts upon charts that no one will ever look at. Never work for Boeing, it's where fun goes to die.

I never want to work at Boeing ever again. That company sucks, it's a Boeing.

by Business Analyst #1334235 May 18, 2006

oingo boingo

Great ska-electrofunk-disco band fronted by Danny Elfman. Appeared in the worst movie ever, "The Forbidden Zone". Best album was *NOT* "Dead Man's Party" (like everybody says), but "Nothing to Fear" (1982). Got a little bland after 1985 when Danny started scoring movies and this became his part-time job. Would eventually influence bands like Fishbone and Mr. Bungle.

Have you ever heard (insert 1979 - 1983 era Oingo Boingo album song title)??? It's kickin' rad!

by NPDeany January 8, 2004

Boink'd

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

by Svatos February 10, 2007

Bogino

the proper word for a bong (water pipe).

oi cunt chuck us a Bogino im hangin over here

by kreedos July 26, 2016