send a mexican across the border

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

by le alvin March 16, 2022

Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border

Phrase that was commonly used by Idahoans in the late 1970's to refer to the Californians that were ascending on Idaho. Neither the practice nor the term will likely come back into vogue as there are now more Californians in Idaho - look at Coeurdifornia for instance - than there are Idahoans. Gut-shooting may not be legal, but many of them off themselves when they become fatalities on the Goat Trail, Idaho's Highway 95 and one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways.

In the 1970's, "Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border" bumper stickers were common on Idahoans vehicles.

by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

by litmuch June 14, 2014

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

mexican border

non existant fantasy line

person 1 those people were crossing the mexican border
person 2 there's a border?!

by dhzdf October 3, 2005

jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}

Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}

by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009

south of the border shower

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink

dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

by lil franksta November 11, 2011