Youtube Blue Balls

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.

You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.

by maarryytt March 17, 2008

Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.

Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.

by Studpuffin March 23, 2011

blue balls

when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants

GUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick.

GIRL: no im done.

GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls

GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.

by lalala ms blue balls November 25, 2011

Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

by Krabooji September 25, 2012

Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 20, 2005