Bloochie

pretty much a loose coochie. a bloochie.

she so ran through she ain got a coochie no more. she got a bloochie!

by madiephen January 14, 2024

Borching

The act of plagiarising a work that might be critical to a grade or degree. Typically used by norwegian students.

"Damn what happened to sandras masters degree."
"Dude she got cought borching."

by Minililla January 26, 2024

Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024

Bloched

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."

by Lapa5 June 29, 2025

blonchotoo

A blanket and poncho combined into one wearable piece, designed for comfort, warmth, and staying cozy while still being on fashion.

“I’m not getting up, I’m in my blonchotoo.”

by Aclocktalk March 20, 2026

Blonchoo

A blanket you throw over yourself like a poncho sometimes with a hood. when you’ve fully committed to being cozy and unproductive.

“Don’t talk to me right now, I’m in my blonchoo watching movies all day.”

by Aclocktalk March 20, 2026

bloachify

The above condition is being bloachified, bloachification. Arms atrophy, rib cage and hips widen, penguin gait, gyno, chest mass collapses, hair falls out, shoulder mobility departs.

The results of becoming a training client of Jason Blaha.

Hes on Jason Blahas special stack that fries his androgen receptors and will bloachify him permanently.

by The Gunting Goat December 3, 2025