deuces bitches

A way to let people know that you are leaving for the evening. Usually done while holding up two middle fingers.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

its me bitches

Letting people know that you are here.

Who want it wit me cause guess what its me bitches

by ^OREO^ December 13, 2007

A2M I Got Bitches

A very inappropriate but funny song made by the A2M Music group that describes how some random dude "got bitches".

"Ayo, what it is? Everybody report to the motha fuckin' dance floor, with they motha fuckin' drinks"
"I got Bitches!"

A2M I Got Bitches is the best!

by The Boi's May 5, 2021

Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.

Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

Fireside bitches

Stank ass hoes

We fucked once now you’re telling all your messy fireside bitches that you love me and shit.

by We we worm November 28, 2019

I own you bitches

Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.

On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...

by jat December 15, 2004

bitchess

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".

After I called told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.

by Corey O May 22, 2008