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Bench Hanson 

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
Bench Hanson by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Hanson 

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
Bench Hanson by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Seat Boogie 

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
Bench Seat Boogie by Dong.com April 11, 2023

Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.
Bench warmer by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023

bench-snapping

what you would call goh members, a crew full of retards!
"seen those bench-snapping DL's?"
"Ohhh you mean those goh freaks? they are all special ed"
bench-snapping by ilovelina October 22, 2023

Bench Sitting 

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.