beener

When a woman gives a guy head or a blowjob. It is a common goal of high school students until they realize that it doesn't matter because sex is way better. NOTE: this is not the slang for mexican

Pat: I've been trying to get a beener now for three years.
Chris: dude sex is way better
Pat: nah that's impossible man beeners are mad cool

by DILLON!!!! January 13, 2011

Beezer

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

by Trainor January 23, 2005

beeker

A music producer of moderate fame who is shamelessly plugging his music.

You hear that douche Beeker actually tried to promote himself on urbandictionary.com? FAG!

by Chuckus August 11, 2010

Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 13, 2010

Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

by El Duce November 6, 2004

beerery

A place where they sell beer.

Hofbrauhaus is a much better beerery than Rock Bottom.

by yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 14, 2009