Piggy bank

Is when parents wait for their son to graduate and make his own money by working, to then create an exaggerate excuse to convince him to take care of them once when they're old.

Dad: I invested money in your studies. Who's gonna take care of me?
Son: I work to live my life as my own, I'm not a piggy bank

by Nervous_Demon November 20, 2020

KR Bank

KR Bank is a bank owned by the man himself, Klaudas R. The bank is sadly closed all year round but opens up for special events including Klaudas Day (October 18th) where it hands out free loans to anyone who needs them. The banks main building is decorated with Soviet bathroom tiles.

Joe: KR Bank just gave me a 25,000 pound loan!

Klaudas: *Laughs knowing there is an interest rate of 99%*

by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

put that in the pussy bank

When you do a good deed that should absolutely get you laid, but you're not trying to get ass at the moment, you put that in the pussy bank. When you're ready to go to Pound Town, you make a withdrawal from the Pussy Bank. Rinse and repeat.

Why yes, I did clean the entire house and take out the garbage. Gonna put that in the pussy bank.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz

The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.

"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."

by kurobana October 4, 2016

outer banks

A series of narrow islands off the coast of the North Carolina mainland. An absolutely beautiful part of the world, especially in summer time. A great place to vacation if you wish to just sit back, relax at the ocean or on the balcony of a house and watch the sunset and the winds come in.

I think I've died and gone to the Outer Banks.

by kwashia January 11, 2005

Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 8, 2010