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bastard flaps 

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.
"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

Bastard Tart 

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry
Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!
Bastard Tart by undividualist January 10, 2006

Bastard Pop 

Sometimes known as bootlegs this now infamous style of music has been around aslong as it has been poosible for anyone to get their hands on a mixer and/or recording software and learn how to use it.

The Style was first seen in Ibiza where DJ's would mix and old fave song with a new song - bringing fresh new sound. Recently the style has progressed massivly with people like "Poj Masta" starting to use "Aphex Twin" style mixing programmes to produce the slickest glitch and bootleg tracks the world has ever seen.

Others say that this style has only just become popular - mainly becuase of the RIAA's constant copyright grabbing. As bootlegging is Illigal it is still officially a crime - but most artists mind this less as some people feel inclined to buy their music after hearing a really good bootleg / Bastard Pop remix.
Poj Masta's Version of Toxic by britney.
Bastard Pop by Ed December 25, 2004

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling 

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness
Yo shit head. What are you up to?
Looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

bastard child 

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child
umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.
bastard child by Tabzie July 18, 2005

Bastard Been Fuck 

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.
"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"
Bastard Been Fuck by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017