Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Mould in the Basement

Used on My Name Is Earl by Catalina and it means a dirty vagina, basically.

Catalina: I once had a horrible uncle with a hot wife and a nice house but later on we found out that both the house and the wife had mould in the basement.

by Jack Marshall December 9, 2008

Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

basementlessness

A house or dwelling that has no basement..

i bought my house on account of its basementlessness, it is cheaper to insure and there is less to flood

by Renee622 November 22, 2010

Basement Flooded

where you get wet. down in your privates

I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.

by rybcn87 January 31, 2018

discord moderator basement

where discord moderators stay 24/7, never touching grass

what is sleep? i only know discord moderator basement

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008